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• Face it: food is fattening.
• The following appeared in a memo written by the head of the Gorham School.
  "Our school cafeteria should make changes in the lunches that it serves in order to improve the health of our students....
• Floppy: The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food.
  (See Chips)....
• 1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry.
  (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
• RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach.
  (2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....