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• Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
• For a NATURAL HIGH, eat a chocolate bar!!!
• Be careful of the words you say. Keep them soft and sweet, Because you never know, from day to day, Which ones you'll have to eat.
  -- K. McCarthy...
• Try Quisinwrite, the combination word processor and food processor, for those who frequently have to eat their words.
• If you can't solve the problems of the world with chocolate chip cookies, then how can you solve them?
• if (output == CRAP) eat_words()
• Dear Lord: Please make my words sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
• Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
  -- Adlai Stevenso...
• A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window.
  Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she gushed. "No problem," her companion replied, throwing a brick through the window and grabbing the ring....