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• Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race.
  He brought death into the world. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilso...
• God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
• Man is a religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal.
  He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them....
• The human being, like the immortals, naturally places sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys -- yet he has left it out of his heaven.
  -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. Eve had an Apple.
• Why did the elephant wear sunglasses? He didn't want to be recognized.
  Why did the grape wear sunglasses. It wanted to be an elephant....
• And all the Borg left was this Apple III.