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Adam Ate The Apple, And Our Teeth Still Ache.
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Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
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There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. Eve had an Apple.
There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died.
While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside....
Adam was but human -- this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilso...
What would a Chtorran get if it ate the Vice-President? Our deepest sympathies.
Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
(Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
I fully expect that our customers' grandchildren will be buying Apple products.
Apple Computer CEO Gil Amelio...
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to have to supply a man with food and then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
-- Helen Rowland...
32 white horses, on a red hill First they champ, Then they stamp, And then they stand still.
(Teeth)...