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• Who was it then, Captain? (replacing receiver) Strangely enough
  it was Pope Gregory the Ninth, inviting me for drinks about his steam yacht, the 'Saucy Sue', currently wintering in Montego Bay with the English cricket team and the Balinese Goddess of Plenty....
• I smell something fishy - and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
  .. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip. Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?
  Permission to speak. ............... Answer the General, Baldrick....
• Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
  About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• What's it called, Baldrick...'The Vomiting Cavalier'? -- Edmund : Captain Cook
• It's the magazine that tells the Tommies the _truth_ about the War.
  ...Or alternatively, the greatest work of fiction since laws of fidelity were included in the French marriage service....
• Haig, in congressional hearings before his confirmatory, paradoxed his audiencers by abnormaling his responds so that verbs were nouned, nouns verbed, and adjectives adverbised.
  He techniqued a new way to vocabulary his thoughts so as to informationally uncertain anybody listening about what he had actually implicationed....
• Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?
  ...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then....
• You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
  ..amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then you... -- Edmund to Baldrick : Captain Cook...