Haig, In Congressional Hearings Before His Confirmatory, Paradoxed His Audiencers By Abnormaling His Responds So That Verbs Were Nouned, Nouns Verbed, And Adjectives Adverbised.

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"Haig, in congressional hearings before his confirmatory, paradoxed
his audiencers by abnormaling his responds so that verbs were nouned, nouns
verbed, and adjectives adverbised. He techniqued a new way to vocabulary his
thoughts so as to informationally uncertain anybody listening about what he
had actually implicationed.
"If that is how General Haig wants to nervous breakdown the Russian
leadership, he may be shrewding his way to the biggest diplomatic invent
since Clausewitz. Unless, that is, he schizophrenes his allies first."
-- The Guardian

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