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• Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody else.
  He even told you he'd be hurt if..." "He was going to suck my blood!...
• On the two ends of the altar are burning candles.
• We would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in this programme.
  It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time-servers who are more concerned with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well-being of the people they supposedly represent, nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today....
• Photographing a volcano is just about the most miserable thing you can do.
  -- Robert B. Goodman [Who has clearly never tried to use a PDP-10. Ed.]...
• 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one.
  If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice....
• Politicians "The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid move
  only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing....
• Lisa: I'm not sure if I <should> go. I don't even like him.
  Bart: You're right, Lis, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest....
• Your America is doing many things in the economic field which we found out caused us so much trouble.
  You are trying to control people's lives. And no country can do that part way....
• We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.
  -- Don Marqui...