Lisa: I'm not sure if I <should> go. I don't even like him.
Bart: You're right, Lis, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest.
<I'll> go, disguised as you.
Lisa: But what if he wants to hold hands?
Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lisa: What if he wants to kiss?
Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lisa: What if...
Bart: You don't want to know how far I'll go.
-- The things people will do for love, "I Love Lisa"
