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Coke. The Tastiest Way To Get Caffeine.
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Coke. The tastiest way to get caffeine.
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COKE IS IT!
Hayl, you know an' I know that th' only way in th' world we can get that kind o' money is if we found a bottle of Coke with a mouse in it.
-- Randy Quaid explains funding to Pee-Wee Herman on a SNL episode...
Caffeine underflow (brain dumped)
Real programmers do not eat quiche. They eat Twinkies (because they are in vending machines) and Szechuan food (because they deliver at 4am).
Also, real programmers have recently discovered the product, JOLT Cola and have begun to stock this instead of Coke or Mountain Dew....
1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty 1929 The high sign of refreshment 1929 The pause that refreshes 1930 It had to be good to get where it is 1932 The drink that makes a pause refreshing 1935 The pause that brings friends together 1937 STOP for a pause.
.. GO refreshed 1938 The best friend thirst ever had 1939 Thirst stops here 1942 It's the real thing 1947 Have a Coke 1961 Zing!...
Caffeine makes the world go round.
ERROR: No caffeine found, programmer halted
Instant Programmer: Just add caffeine
Living on Ramen, Vitamin C, and Caffeine...