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Hayl, You Know An' I Know That Th' Only Way In Th' World We Can Get That Kind O' Money Is If We Found A Bottle Of Coke With A Mouse In It.
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"Hayl, you know an' I know that th' only way in th'
world we can get that kind o' money is if we found
a bottle of Coke with a mouse in it."
-- Randy Quaid explains funding to Pee-Wee Herman on a SNL episode
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