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• The following is a recommendation from the dean at Foley College, a small liberal arts college, to the president of the college.
  "Since college-bound students are increasingly concerned about job prospects after graduation, Foley College should attempt to increase enrollment by promising to find its students jobs after they graduate....
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  and he who adheres to a sect, has something of its ca...
• The following recommendation was made by the president and administrative staff of Grove College, a private institution, to the college's governing committee.
  "We recommend that Grove College preserve its century-old tradition of all-female education rather than admit men into its programs....