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The College Lecture Is The Process Whereby The Notes Of The Professor Become The Notes Of The Student Without Passing Through The Minds Of Either.
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The college lecture is the process whereby the
notes of the professor become the notes of
the student without passing through the minds of either.
Related:
Lecture - the process by which a tutor's notes are passed to a student without necessarily passing through the mind of either.
A semitone flat on the high notes.
There are no wrong notes. -- Thelonious Monk
Become a student of change. It is the only thing that will remain constant.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
A man of great common sense and good taste, -- meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Notes. Julius Caesa...
Bravo! Walk away from it. Now it belongs to the ages.
[to next student] You! Not another stroke! Oh well, maybe one more, that's it!...
College student. -- Oxymoro
If you can't keep up, take notes!