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Commander, What Are Your Intentions Towards My Daughter?
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Commander, what are your intentions towards my daughter?
Your DAUGHTER? Nice to meet you.
-- Data and Riker, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
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It's 10:00pm. Do you know where your daughter is?