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• A man may love a paradox without either losing his wit or his honesty. -- Emerso
• Earth bears no balsam for mistakes; Men crown the knave, and scourge the tool That did his will
  but thou, O Lord, Be merciful to me, a fool. -- E.R. Sill...
• A dead comic is at his wit's end...
• A fool and his money are fun.
• Brave thirst of fame his bosom warms. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• ADOLESCENCE -- when a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
• A fool and his money are never around when you need them.
• His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Conversation, Line 303...
• A fool and his computer are soon parted.