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  Listen closely to the lyrics of "Respect": R-E-S-P-E-C-T Tell you what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Open up a TCP socket to me socket to me socket to me socket to me....
• Commend a fool for his wit, or a knave for his honesty, and they will receive you into their bosom.
  -- Fielding...
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  ANOTHER MONK: And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
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• Titles are marks of honest men, and wise; The fool or knave that wears a title lies.
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  Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove...
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• The great mountains of the world are a great remedy if men but did know it against our modern discontent and ambitions.
  In the hills is wisdom's fount. They are deep in time. -- E. R. Eddison, The Worm Ouroboro...