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• That's about as serious as I get! [GRIN]
• I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious.
  I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead this nation....
• Bill Cosby, huh?" "If you play your cards right..." -- David Addison, baby, from MOONLIGHTING
• You can't be serious. You are serious!
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
• Homer: Hey, how'd you get in here? Man: Oh, your door wasn't locked in any serious way.
  -- Homer finds a man in his living room, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
  Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....