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Homer: Hey, How'd You Get In Here? Man: Oh, Your Door Wasn't Locked In Any Serious Way.
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Homer: Hey, how'd you get in here?
Man: Oh, your door wasn't locked in any serious way.
-- Homer finds a man in his living room,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
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