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• It's hard to figure out the landlord of an apartment complex who will discourage children from being tenants, yet allow rock band players.
• There's a party down the hall. You know this apartment complex really caters to up-scale singles like me.
  [belch] -- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou...
• A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a caske
• Be safe. Use a condom.
• Condom - external storage capability.
• CONDOM -- rubber check.
• Complex analysis is just that -- complex.
• For f**ks sake, use a condom!
• To be human is to be complex.