Congresswoman: Well, Mr. Dallas... we've heard your smut masquerading as
songs... and we've heard how teen prostitution pregnancy, drug use, cults,
runaways, suicide and poor hygiene are sweeping this nation. We thought you
might like to share with the committee any particular causes you might see
for those latter problems...
Steve Dallas: I dunno. Maybe the proliferation of narrow, suffocating
zealotry masquerading as parenting in this country.
-- Bloom County
