Men: [jogging]
"I knew a woman in Paris, France,
Had a big hole in her underpants" --
Skinner: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did you pick up that filth?
Recruit: We heard Sergeant Clarke's company singing it, Sir!
Skinner: Yes, well there will be no smut in my company. You're in this
man's army to learn!
Men: [jogging]
"I don't know, but I've been told
The parthenon is mighty old."
Skinner: How old?
Men: We don't know.
Skinner: That's real good, but needs improvement.
-- Important knowledge for _anyone_,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
