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• Consistency only requires that you be as ignorant today as you were a year ago. BERENSON
• If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.
  -- Rotaria...
• Inconstitencies of opinion which may arise from time to time due to contingencies which may not be anticipated are often justifiable except when you do them
  ince for you, consistency requires that you be as dumb today as you were yesterday and the day before that....
• Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
• Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
  -- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...
• I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Are you the same person you were ten years ago? twenty?
• Were you using glue today, Bob?
• You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.