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Were You Using Glue Today, Bob?
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Were you using glue today, Bob?
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Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
He only wants the glue because I'm using it....
ATZ to Bob ? ATZ to Bob ? Are you there?
There's one thing worse than being alone: wishing you were. -- Bob Steele
Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue .
.. and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? -- Rita Rudne...
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago. -- Bernard Berenso
Consistency only requires that you be as ignorant today as you were a year ago. BERENSON
I'm made of rubber, You're made of glue. Everything you say Bounces off me And sticks to you.
Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college....