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• A consultant is a man who knows fifty marvelous ways to make love, but does not know a women to whom these charms may be applied.
• I'd love to, but... ...well, maybe. -- 101 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
  -- 54 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- 21 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• There are two ways to get rich: You can make more or require less.
• I'd love to, but... I'm being deported. -- 29 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... my patent is pending. -- 24 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... my subconscious says no. -- 44 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... the grunion are running. -- 30 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO