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  Zaphod Beeblebrox is the current President of the Galaxy....
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  Vogon poetry is so awful that even the Sarkopsi of Burphon XII, whose religion strictly forbids the taking of one's life, consider suicide a preferable alternative to a Vogon poetry reading....
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  The Hitchhiker's Guide is a wholly remarkable product....
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  If you have to consult the Guide about that, you're probably in serious shape....