Vogon Constructor Fleets. Here Is What To Do If You Want To Get A Lift From A Vogo

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"Vogon Constructor Fleets. Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from
a Vogon: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy--
not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They
wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous
Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent
back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and
finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his
throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you."
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

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