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Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion. -- Spike Milliga
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
-- Spike Milligan
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You should use contraceptives at every conceivable occasi
Aperitif: a set of dentures. -- Spike Milliga
Stalagmites: Miniature German prison guards. -- Spike Milliga
He was the nearest thing I'd seen to a human being without actually being one. -- Spike Milliga
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. -- Spike Milliga
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. --Spike Milliga
There is a law for every Occasion!!
Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it.
Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in my life....
Mother seemed pleased by my draft notice. "Just think of all the people in England, they've chosen you, it's a great honour, son.
Laughingly I felled her with a right cross. -- Spike Milliga...