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Cops And Reporters Are Much Alike. Both Are Absolutely Dedicated To Doing The Job At Hand, Regardless Of Obstacles.
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...cops and reporters are much alike. Both are absolutely dedicated to
doing the job at hand, regardless of obstacles. And both, deep down, really
believe the rules don't apply to them.
-- Jim Barlow, Houston Chronicle
Related:
No matter what the game, no matter what the rules, the same rules apply to both sides!
-- Hoyle's Law...
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike.
The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around....
Man and mouse alike; both end up in pussy.
Man and mouse alike. Both end up in pussy.
Data: "Considering the exceptionally long lifespan of Vulcans, it does seem odd that Sarek and Spock did not choose to resolve those differences in the time allowed.
Picard: "Father and son. Both proud, both stubborn, more alike than either of them were prepared to admit....
They are fools that think that wealth or women or strong drink or even drugs can buy the most in effort out of the soul of a man.
These things offer pale pleasures compared to that which is greatest of them all, that task which demands from him more than his utmost strength, that absorbs him, bone and sinew and brain and hope and fear and dreams -- and still calls for more....
There's one constant in buying a suit: It should fit. -- The Houston Chronicle, 3/15/90
Who love too much, hate in the like extreme, And both the golden mean alike condemn.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xv, Line 79...
YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune ARIES (March 21 - April 19) Matters are not good, where you health is concerned.
This Fall, be sure to "walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, and sleep soundly" and you will live all the days of your life....