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Basically, There Are Three Ways The Skunk And I Are A Lot Alike.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is,
we both like to spread our "stink" around. The second is we both get hit by
cars a lot. The third is stripes.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars.
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