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• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
• The cable had passed us by; the dish was the only hope, and eventually we were all forced to turn to it.
  By the summer of '85, the valley had more satellite dishes per capita than an Eskimo village on the north slope of Alaska....
• Homer: [wobbly] Here you go, honey. [drops a can of Duff into a bag] That's about all the recycling *hic* I can handle today.
  Lisa: Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full bag....
• I can live for two hours on a good hamburger.
• I will return before you can say, 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'.
  Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Antidistibbilitz....