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Anyone have a coat hanger? My brain itches.
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You may be redneck... if your truck muffler is held on by a coat hanger.
I bought an exercise bicycle two years ago. It has an eighth of a mile on it.
See, what happened is, I discovered that the handlebars fit my sport jacket perfectly....
Whenever they put on the straight jacket, my nose itches.
Marge: I guess we're not going to find anyone. Lisa
We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?...
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If I've offended anyone, my efforts have been rewarded.
Bart: Mom, Reverend Lovejoy doesn't have a coat. Should I let him in?
Lovejoy: My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet....
This is my brain... This is... WAIT! WHERE'S MY BRAIN!??
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches. -- A. R. Longworth...