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• You're in the kitchen.
• Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
• Who's better for furniture? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY!!!!
• Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
• Skin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
• Chefs do it in the kitchen.
• The Chef is the Boss in This Kitche
• That's rich coming from Miss Yo-yo knickers.
  -- Lister to his female counterpart in Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
• PEACE in America, NOT America in Pieces.