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• Statistics - figures used as arguments. -- Leonard Louis Levinso
• History is the short trudge from Adam to atom. -- Leonard Louis Levinso
• If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average. -- Leonard Levinso
• Lowbrow, n. The kind of person who looks at Picasso and thinks of baloney. -- Leonard L. Levinso
• A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress, so he goes to his Village Witch Doctor with his complaint.
  The VWD examines him and, concluding that something he ate disagreed with him, began to cross examine him about his recent diet....
• Keep your fears to yourself; share your courage with others. -- Robert Louis Stevenso
• Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.