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• Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
  Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
  Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch....
• Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
  Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec....
• Moe: What's the matter, Homer? You're not your normal effervescent self.
  Homer: I got my problems, Moe. Give me another one....
• Bart: Is Mister Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I.
  P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here?...
• Homer: Sometimes, you gotta go where everybody knows your name.
  [walks into Moe's] Hey guys! [No one answe...
• The Great Movie Posters: HOT STEEL BETWEEN THEIR LEGS!
  -- The Cycle Savages (1969) The Hand that Rocks the Cradle....
• Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in here, I'm going to have to quit drinking!
  Homer's liver: Yay! Homer: Shut up, liver!...
• As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.