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• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
  [pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man", etc....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Dick: Well, my time's almost up here, so, uh, I'd just like to say.
  ..I know Woody Allen. [a couple of people clap halfheartedly] Home...
• Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
  What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Alan: Hi, I'm Alan. I'm your copilot. Homer: Uh, yeah, uh, hmm.
  Er, uh, as a change of pace, I'm going to let you do most of the work....
• Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
  "Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes, I am....