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• Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what attracts mosquitoes.
  -- Dr. Joyce Brothers, "What Every Woman Should Know About Me...
• Political Power attracts the corruptable.
• Blessed is the one whom mosquitoes themselves decide to avoid.
• The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.
• (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow
• Moe: All right, Homer. Let's see the left. [a fly stops on Moe's right cushion] [Homer punches it, yet it flies away intact] Moe
  O-kay... Let's see the right. -- Don't hold your breath, "The Homer They Fall...
• Bad breath is better than no breath.
• Diner's Dilemma: A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.