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• Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
  Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
• When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
  Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
• Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
  I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
• Moe: Are you man enough to test every one of your limits?
  Homer: Yes. Moe: And are you man enough to throw a punch should the opportunity arise?...
• Homer: [slurred] Are you an angel? Moe: Yes, Homer.
  I'm an angel. All us angels wear farah slacks. Home...
• Moe: Looks like this is the end... Barney: Oh, that's all right.
  I couldn'ta led a richer life. -- Core meltdown is imminent, "Homer Defined...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Marge: Moe, I'm so glad I found you. Please, promise me you won't let Homer get hurt.
  Moe: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not the villain here, okay?...