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• What do you get if you cross a pit bull with Lassie?
  We are not sure, but we know that after it chews you up, it goes for help....
• Get me a bitch, I'm really horny!
  -- What Lassie was really trying to say when Timmy fell down the well...
• How do they get the deer to cross right at the sign?
• melancholic: caused by eating too much cantaloupe.
• Get off the cross, Bob. Somebody else needs the wood!
• Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
• Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
• Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.
• Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle.