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Cucumbers Don't Fall Asleep On Your Chest Or Drool On The Pillow.
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Cucumbers don't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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Cucumbers are easy to pick up. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man: (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
(2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves....
A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
Cucumbers don't get TOO excited. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...