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Adopt me Or I'll KILL YOU (Skitz)
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Press [Alt-A] to Adopt Me! I need a better home.
I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
HA! I kill me!
Hang sorrow! care 'll kill a cat. -- Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- Every Man in his Humour, Act i, Sc.
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If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family. -- Barney of Borg
What happened then? He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me.
Did he kill you? No. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7: Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me....
I hate you, you hate me. Let's all go and kill Barney!