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HA! I kill me!
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They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
If I say anything interesting, kill me immediately.
Stop Me Before I Kill Again...........
Stop me, before I kill again!
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
That which does not kill me does not kill me.
Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
Ah, Squiddy! I got nothing against ye. I just heard there was gold in yer belly.
Ha ha har, ha ha ha har! -- Captain McAllister vs....