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• A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
• The secret of a long and successful marriage can be found in an old Slobovian Proverb
  Never wallpaper a room together....
• Is a wedding successful if it comes off without a hitch?
• The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.
• On her decision to accept the late Duke's marriage proposal
  I decided I had enjoyed myself long enough....
• Homer: Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden.
  [everyone groans] Moe: Tell us more about you and Marge!...
• Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
  For a first offense, that is. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
• A childless marriage is difficult, since there is a real strain in finding someone to blame for all the failures.
  There just are not enough folks to go around....