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• I read in the paper yesterday that a guy killed his wife after twenty years of marriage.
  I thought: Too bad. It was probably the first decision he'd made since the wedding. -- John Wing...
• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
• The most dangerous food is wedding cake. -- American proverb
• Marriage, as far as I'm concerned, is one of the most wonderful, heartwarming, satisfying experiences a human being can have.
  I've only been married seventeen years, so I haven't seen that side of it yet. -- George Gobel...
• Wedding March: 19th Century, England The traditional church wedding features two bridal marches, by two different classical composers.
  The bride walks down the aisle to the majestic, moderately paced music of the "Bridal Chorus" from Richard Wagner's 1848 opera "Lohengrin"....
• Currently, a marriage is considered successful if it lasts long enough for the exchange of all the duplicates received during the wedding as gifts.
• Marriage is a three-ring circus: first, there's the engagement ring, then there's the wedding ring, and finally, the suffering.
  -- Roger Price...
• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.
• Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price