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• The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley
• Teddy bears do it with small children.
• The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth.
  Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression. -- Robert Benchley...
• Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children.
  Life is the other way around. -- David Lodge...
• On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one car looked exactly like his neighbor's.
  Stopping hurriedly on the side of the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris....
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
  -- Robert Benchley...