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• Is that the same mouth you kiss his mother with ?
• Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child. -- Thomas Berge
• A man's mother is his misfortune, his wife is his fault.
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
  -- Benjamin Spock...
• There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- R.W. Emerso
• There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
• There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's age.
  -- Modern Maturity...
• Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. -- Archie Bunke