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Data Is A Lot Like Humans: It Is Born. Matures.
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Data is a lot like humans: It is born. Matures. Gets married to other data,
divorced. Gets old. One thing that it doesn't do is die. It has to be
killed.
-- Arthur Miller
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It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Arthur Conan Doyle, english autho
Picard: "I think, when one has been angry for a very long time, one gets used to it.
And it becomes comfortable like...like old leather....
clock 1. n 1. [techspeak] The master oscillator that steps a CPU or other digital circuit through its paces.
This has nothing to do with the time of day, although the software counter that keeps track of the latter may be derived from the former....
What people have been reduced to are mere 3-D representations of their own data. -- Arthur Mille
I wonder what kind of CPS rates Data gets?
Are you married? No, I'm divorced. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A lot of things I didn't know about. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18: Q: Are you married?
A: No, I'm divorced. Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?...
oach vt. [Bell Labs] To destroy, esp. of a data structure.
Hardware gets toasted or fried, software gets roached....
Data: "I have often wondered what it must be like to have one's mouth.
..water in anticipation of the arrival of a confection....