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Are You Married? No, I'm Divorced. And What Did Your Husband Do Before You Divorced Him?
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Are you married?
No, I'm divorced.
And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A lot of things I didn't know about.
-- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Court"
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