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• Scott: "You're not quite, uh, *human*, are you?" Data
  No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data....
• Data: "I will endeavor to speed up the process, sir." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow
• LaForge: "I always thought Data would outlive us all, by centuries.
  -- "The Most Toys", Stardate unknow...
• Data: "I have often wondered what it must be like to have one's mouth.
  ..water in anticipation of the arrival of a confection....
• Picard: "Data, you're moving about in a very...well, *android* way.
  Data: "I am sorry, Captain. I will be more careful....
• I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.
  "No, sir. I am an android." Almost as bad. "I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced and most honorable race....
• Picard: "Well, Mister Data, what do you think?" Data
  I would not have thought it possible, sir. I am eager to test the success of our efforts....
• Data: "There may be a relationship between humor and sex which I am not aware of.
  -- "Data's Day", Stardate unknow...
• Timothy: "Data, are there any other androids in Starfleet?
  Data: "No. I am the only one." Timothy: "How come you're not captain?...