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• I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it. -- Denis Leary, "Asshole
• Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream.
  About me, about you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests....
• I think the death of macho is easily located on a very recent map.
  -- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?...
• Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
• Around the turn of this century, a composer named Camille Saint-Saens wrote a satirical zoological-fantasy called "Le Carnaval des Animaux.
  Aside from one movement of this piece, "The Swan", Saint-Saens didn't allow this work to be published or even performed until a year had elapsed after his death....
• I'm an asshole! (He's an asshole! What an asshole!) I'm an asshole!
  (He's the world's biggest asshole!) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody!...
• It's getting very bad, boys. We don't blow up trucks anymore.
  -- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?...
• NOT from RD but from alt.tv.red-dwarf: '(Is it just me, or does everyone whistle the theme song when reading this newsgroup?
  )'...
• Wes Brot ich ess, des Lied ich sing." (Whose bread I eat, his song I sing.
  ) -- Middle High German proverb...