I'm an asshole! (He's an asshole! What an asshole!)
I'm an asshole! (He's the world's biggest asshole!)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
{Weird dog-like sounds...} ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF
{Weird beat-box like sounds...} FING ACHNG TUM A
FUNG TUM A FLING CHUM
Oooh Oooh
-- Denis Leary, "Asshole"
