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Deodorants are dangerous, man. Ever read on deodorant cans: "Caution,
Contents Highly Inflammable. May Explode." I don't know about you people,
but I don't want nothin' under my arm that's gonna explode!
-- Richard Pryor
Related:
You made my head explode.
CAUTION! Contents under pressure!
Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the anger till I explode.
If any of you does something I don't like, yo-ou're gonna hear about it!...
I may look calm, but beneath this cool exterior is a churning iceberg ready to explode.
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
Sometimes it happens. People just explode. Natural causes. -- Repo Ma
It works fine, provided you _want_ things to explode upon arrival.
What did you bring that book I didn't want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?
Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
.. Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted....